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Teachaer

Class teacher ek student k jiggas korlen
:ay bolto tumar babar nam ki?
Bolto dariye bollo
:Butter Red Government.
:ki bolo tumi? What is this?
:sir upne english er teacher kinto eta bujlen na! Ami to english a bolechi. Amar babar nam Makhan Lal Sorkar!!!

2 Matal

2 matal rasta diye hatche. Amon somoy tader choke porlo ekta sundor bulding. 1st matal bollo
:kh sundor bulding. chol dusto ay bulding ta amra barite niya jai.
2nd matal bollo:chol.
ay bole 2 matal bulding ta thelte laglo.
Kisu somoy por tara gheme gelo and tader shart ta khule rakhlo.
Amon somoy ek chor ese shirt niye gelo.
Er por ek matal pichon takiye bollo
:dekh dustn amra bulding ta koto dure niya aice. Ato dure anci j amader shirt ta r dekha jaitace na!!!

father and son

Baba tar bibaho joggo chele k ekta meyer photo dekhiye bollo

: ay meye k tomar biye korte hobe karon se rupo-boti, gono-boti, vaggo-boti...

Chele: kinto baba, amake amar girlfriend k biye korte hobe karon se Gorvo-Boti!!!

Favicol

ek lok notun biye koreche. toh basor ghore dhuke se r ber hocche na.

rat periye sokal holo. sokal periye dupur holo.

evabe 2 din jaowar por se basor ghor theke ber holo.

toh tar bondhu ra take bololo, "ki dosto...basor ghore ki khub moja naki? 2 din por ber hoili keno?"

se rege giye bollo, "se kotha pore bolbo...age bol amar roome Vaseline er jaygay Favicol ke rakhche...?"

Marraige Permission

boy friend ar girl friend kotha bolche...

bf: ami mone hoy tomake biye korte parbo na...

gf: keno?? korte parbe na keno??

bf: amar basa theke baron koreche...

gf: tomar basay k k thake...

bf: besi na... amar waif ar 3 chele-meye